An Ongoing List of Things That, Contrary to Popular Belief, Are Not Cool [updated]

-drawing a mustache on your finger and holding it to your face
-drawing a mustache on your face
-"shutter shade"/"Kanye West" sunglasses
-Sublime
-singing Sublime songs really loudly on the balcony of the apartment above me
-Bob Marley
-celebrating every cultural or pseudo-cultural holiday by getting hammered
-pretending to be ironically faux-sexist/racist/homophobic when really you're just trying to hide the fact that you're ACTUALLY sexist/racist/homophobic
-doing anything stupid/ridiculous/etc "ironically"
-slack-lining
-saying that you're engaged, pregnant, or broken up on April Fool's Day
-taking photographs of people jumping mid-air
-taking photographs of yourself
-uggs
-crocs
-high heels
-wearing so much makeup your face looks like it's made of wax
-...actually, wearing makeup, period
-fulfilling stereotypes
-smoking hookah

I shall think of more...